Form a team, select a knockoff Roomba, customise it, then pit it against a dozen rivals in a series of knockout competitions that test speed, agility and suction power. The winning team receives honour, glory, and maybe a round of drinks if we've sold enough tickets.

This is an anarchic, fully-interactive gameshow put together on an extremely tight budget with dodgy home appliances we bought off Temu. If you like Robot Wars... this is nothing like it, but you should come along anyhow.