Yehaaa! Its gold rush time at the Lost Chance Saloon. Bring your nuggets and come for some good old fun times with us. We got entertainments from far and wide, with those psychedelic cow pokes; The Trip Westerns, old time electro disco funk from Transformer and those dirty punks; The Electric Cowboy Club writhing across the floor. We got cabaret artists including a return to the stage from those wanted outlaws; The Two Wrongies. We got walkabout. We got some humdinging music from that notorious wanted gang of DJs from Glastonbury’s naughty Corner including Mr DJ Bollocks himself, Bushy Wred, DJ Rocksome and old man DJ Byrne. And best of all we got a charity casino from the Wonkey Trolley raising some funds for the Brighton Food Bank, so you can turn your gold into prizes on the roulette wheel and the blackjack table.

Come on down and dance the night away. Dress up mighty fine cowpokes. This sure will be a respectable establishment for a knees up.

We are also sad to say that Los Albertos can no longer join us on this ride, owing to the drummer recovering form a motorbike accident.