Remember Family Fortunes? This is like that, but for horrible people.

For this filthy comedy quiz, we've asked 100 scumbags all the worst questions we could think of.

Things like: "What would you not want to catch your dad doing?"; "Name a politician who deserves to be eaten by a shark" and "What animal would you most like to shag?"

Now it’s up to you to guess what the top answers were...

There’s points, there’s prizes, and there’s a 95% chance we’re going to hell, so come and play before ITV have us killed.

We've had sell out shows at Brighton Fringe and Edinburgh Fringe two years running - book early so you don’t miss the filth.