"all my ex-lovers are dead" is what you get when you drink a million mugs of tea and collage the diaries from your teen years across your bedroom wall like that meme from “It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia”; uncomfortably familiar but somehow reassuring. And a promise: even if it doesn't get better, at least it gets funnier.
An all-too-honest, mostly autobiographical reflection on desire, the pitfalls of pity sex, poor life choices, why love is like potatoes, and how many cups of tea it takes to wake up and smell the coffee.
A play for the Tumblr girlies, our younger selves, and the gals you meet in the bathrooms along the way.
Previously selected for Artscape’s New Voices Programme (2021), STAND Foundation’s Pen To Paper Programme (2022), Toyota SU Woordfees (2023), the National Arts Festival’s Curated Programme (2024), Cape Town’s inaugural Heat Festival (2024), and Johannesburg's POPArt’s Next Draft programme (2025).
Cast & Creative Team
Playwright/Director/Performer - Dara Beth (they/them)
Venue Accessibility:Assistance Dogs WelcomeAccessible Toilet This is combined information – if this event is happening across multiple venues, please be aware this may not be applicable across all performances.For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office. Age suitability: 18+ (Restriction)Babes in Arms policy: Under 2's are not allowed at this event.
Content Warnings:
Strong LanguageAdditional Content Warning: Content of a sexual nature
Assistance Dogs Welcome 
Accessible Toilet This is combined information – if this event is happening across multiple venues, please be aware this may not be applicable across all performances.For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office. Age suitability: 18+ (Restriction)Babes in Arms policy: Under 2's are not allowed at this event.
Strong Language Additional Content Warning: 
