★★★★★ “Laugh-out-loud funny... fast-paced and engaging” (EdFringe Review)
★★★★ "Sharp wit and expertly crafted stand-up...an extraordinary talent" (Edinburgh Reviews)
★​​★★★ “An effortless & unceasing series of quality gags” (The Mumble)

Comedian and high-functioning shopaholic Candace Bryan is working on a new show about her bad buying habits and the hyper-consumerist society that enables her. In this joke-packed hour, she’ll teach you how to post a thirst trap on Goodreads, tell the story of the time she bombed a job interview at Vogue Magazine, and explain why these days shopping for a toilet brush feels more high stakes than voting.