You Oughta Be in Pictures - Brighton Fringe
You Oughta Be in Pictures
“Keep your pretty head, son, or you’ll lose it.”

Hollywood, the 1940s. A charismatic film director auditions a young actor for a horror film whose lead has died under mysterious circumstances. As he shares tales of exploitation, broken promises, sex, cults, and the fine line between artifice and truth, it transpires there may be a more malevolent eye than that of the camera in the room. But the horrors on screen were never real – were they?

Award-winning theatre-maker Polis Loizou returns to Brighton Fringe with a tale to fill you with dread... and doubt.

★★★★ “A disquieting patchwork of realities.” – The Wee Review

Cast & Creative Team


Polis Loizou - himself, Laszlo Parker

Reviews


A disquieting patchwork of realities

- The Wee Review

, ★★★★

Company: Polis Loizou

(Website)

Genre: Theatre

Duration: 60 mins


Venues: The Lantern @ ACT


Venue Accessibility:

Assistance Dogs Welcome Assistance Dogs Welcome

This is combined information – if this event is happening across multiple venues, please be aware this may not be applicable across all performances.

For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office.

Age suitability: 16+ (Guideline)

Babes in Arms policy: Under 2's are not allowed at this event.

Content Warnings:

 Strong Language Strong Language

 References to Mental Illness References to Mental Illness

 References to Sexual Abuse References to Sexual Abuse

 References to Suicide/Self Harm References to Suicide/Self Harm

 Depictions and references to Violence Depictions and references to Violence

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May 20, 2026

9.00pm

The Lantern @ ACT

Standard: £12

Conc: £9 paid

May 21, 2026

9.00pm

The Lantern @ ACT

Standard: £12

Conc: £9 paid


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