History Has No Safe Word - Brighton Fringe
History Has No Safe Word
Professor Nathan Zangari is fading away.
Once voted the sexiest professor on BBC2’s Open University, his highly celebrated archeo-linguistics paper on “Graffiti, Women and the Walls of Pompeii” is now but a distant memory.
Now, he can’t sleep, he can’t get published, and... he can’t get laid.

At the sleep-study clinic that he’s enrolled at, they observe him talking in his sleep, seemingly an intermediary for a long-forgotten Pompeian girl.
When overambitious student, Callie, offers to capture his mumblings, they both find themselves sucked into the very real lives of those on the edge of destruction, some 2000 years ago.

Best Newcomer (Nom) The Offies 2024
Winner, International Fringe Encore Series 2022
Best New Play, New Writing South 2012
Best New Play(Shortlist) NWS 2013
Bruntwood Prize (Longlisting) 2019
Best Male Performer, Btn Fringe 2013
Best Female Performer, Btn Fringe 2014
Best Female Performer (Nom), Btn Fringe 2013
Best Male Performer (Nom), Btn Fringe 2007

Cast & Creative Team


Written and Performed by Jonathan Brown

Latin Voice & Consultant: Ilse Morehouse

Model for Methe: Yuliia Zeria

Carpenter: Peter Melville-Brown

Reviews


Theatre that matters – don’t miss your chance to be part of the conversation.

- Squirrp

★★★★★

Why do I only have five stars to award? Reminds us all of the real need for live theatre.

- Latest 7

★★★★★

... an exceptionally crafted and masterfully executed epic.

- The Lewesian

★★★★★

Company: Something Underground

(Website)

Genre: Theatre

Duration: 120 mins


This event has an interval.


Venues: St Mary's Church


Venue Accessibility:

Assistance Dogs Welcome Assistance Dogs Welcome

Wheelchair Accessible Wheelchair Accessible

Accessible Toilet Accessible Toilet

This is combined information – if this event is happening across multiple venues, please be aware this may not be applicable across all performances.

For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office.

Age suitability: 14+ (Restriction)

Babes in Arms policy: Under 2's are not allowed at this event.

Content Warnings:

 Strong Language Strong Language

 Strobe Lights in Use Strobe Lights in Use

 Loud Noises Loud Noises

 References to Sexual Abuse References to Sexual Abuse

 Depictions and references to Violence Depictions and references to Violence

May 1, 2026

7:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Limited tickets available on door

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid

May 2, 2026

3:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid

May 2, 2026

7:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid

May 15, 2026

7:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid

May 16, 2026

3:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid

May 16, 2026

7:00 pm

St Mary's Church

Standard: £15

Conc: £12 paid


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