Caution: may contain PESKY FEMINIST NUTS.*

Kev feels insecure about his ballsack. From weeping about wrinkles, to depression about drooping.

Enter Beauty and the Ballsack, a TV makeover show for testicles. Join our contour queen host, Sandra Bollock, for a celebration of these deeply-defamed danglers.

With a sprinkle of sparkle and a squirt of anti-wrinkle ball cream**, get ready to see great balls of fire – live on ‘TV’!


With the help of our lovely audience, we can:

Smash societal scrotum shaming

Titillate with testicle facts

Blast away beauty ideals that are a load of old bollocks


*Interruptions from pesky women nuts WILL NOT be tolerated. This show is a FAN CLUB FOR BALLS, not some kind of FEMINIST NONSENSE.

**Disclaimer: Beauty and the Ballsack accepts no responsibility for the irrepressible urge to spend thousands of pounds on beauty products to tighten your testes. Standard terms and conditions apply.