Caution: may contain PESKY FEMINIST NUTS.*

Kev feels insecure about his ballsack. From weeping about wrinkles, to depression about drooping.

Join our host for a celebration of these deeply-defamed danglers and help every bollock feel beach-ballsack-ready.

Together, we'll break down beauty ideals, titillate with testicle facts and smash societal scrotum shaming.

Features 263 photos of nuts, don't bring your nan.**

*Interruptions from pesky women nuts WILL NOT be tolerated. This show is a FAN CLUB FOR BALLS, not some kind of FEMINIST NONSENSE. So, women, please DO NOT email your experiences with unsolicited comments people have made about your body to [email protected]

**Please enjoy the entirely irrelevant photo. The host has ADHD and decided to perform at the last minute, having procrastinated for approximately 907 years. This could be the best thing you've ever seen, or the worst. Don't miss it?