Not About the Baby
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Audience Interaction, References to Mental Illness, Swearing, Graphic themes of pregnancy and motherhood.
From bump to sling, Alyssia has been a baby-carrying, milk-making machine for two years now. She can recite 'We’re Going on a Bear Hunt' by heart and knows ambush strategies for changing nappies.
Relaxed: Involuntary noise from audience members is fine. Softened lighting with no flickering. House lights will be kept up throughout the show. People will be allowed to move around the space and enter/leave as required throughout.
However, Alyssia can’t tell you what day of the week it is and gets birth flashbacks in the shower. Glorious, gut-wrenching and a bit gross, this show makes Alyssia’s husband cry.
Incredible guest poets included! Babies under one year welcome.
*Brighton Hammer and Tongue Slam Finalist 2019*