Jan’s life didn’t turn out the way it was supposed to. It has just been one fundamental error after another. But before she ends it she has some questions to answer.
How was she supposed to know dating the chief of police’s son would get her framed for pushing a herd of sheep off a cliff? Who knew she would accidentally disable her dog because she won a competition run by Ferrero Rocher? Why would you deliver a years supply of hazelnut chocolatey balls all at once? Who has that kind of space? Why is there such a craze for magnetic teeth?
Warning: Self-harm and suicide