Mary Floppins has thrown a sh*t fit. Wipe the wee from the toilet seat and pick up your dirty undies, because The Perfect Nanny is back to teach all you little boys - and girls - a thing or two about running a prim and proper household.

Returning to the UK after cleaning up at Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Jessica Barton combines a spoonful of song, dance, clowning, and deep-cleaning to present a skanky and empowering Brighton Fringe debut.