Come and join Peter Pearl and Marsha Dean for an outrageous evening of entertainment aboard the Watery Queen when the world's campest cruise ship docks in Swinging Shoreham. Sail into the sunset with Pearl and Dean (the Mum and Dad you wish you'd had) as we sing, dance and swing the night away, in the Lavender Lounge.

Who knows what might happen? Will Jane McDonald turn Marsha's head? What really happened between Peter Pearl and Pot Wash Paul and just what IS the recipe for a "perfect heterosexual marriage"?

It's all bound to "come out" in the wash...