Touching it Makes Baby Jesus Cry: The Musical
Pope Eutuchianus is here to sanctify your nocturnal pollution and denounce your nether norms!

Travelling the ages on a mission from god to answer the burning questions:

Should bishop bashing and sister slugging stamp a one way ticket to the down below?
How much self flagellation would dry the saviours' tears? And how hard?
And since when did the Pope have a chronically crotch-bound weeb for a sidekick?

Jonathan McLean's fringe debut is a shamelessly queer, disgracefully honest and exhaustingly inventive comedy ‘Cock Opera’ with self indulgent guitar solos, a one-man choir, sexy drumming, numerous sins of the flesh and occasionally even an actual point.

‘Come’ for the Lo Fi lowdown on the low five, stay for the praying away the gay!

Disclaimer: Performer is not responsible for any spiritual and/ or sexual awakenings experienced during the show.
2nd Disclaimer: Show liable to becoming substantially weirder than described.

Company: Half a Camel Productions

Genre: Comedy

Duration: 60 mins


Venues: Half A Camel - The Caxton Arms


Venue Accessibility:

Assistance Dogs Welcome Assistance Dogs Welcome

This is combined information – if this event is happening across multiple venues, please be aware this may not be applicable across all performances.

For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office.

Age suitability: 18+ (Restriction)

Babes in Arms policy: Under 2's are allowed in for free on the lap of a guardian.

Content Warnings:

 Audience Interaction Audience Interaction

 Strong Language Strong Language

 Loud Noises Loud Noises

Additional Content Warning:
Religious satire, sexual themes


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