Let’s face it, we’re all nuts. When you’re a middle-aged, blind obsessive-compulsive, though, life can be particularly odd, not to mention confusing and more than a little rude.

Having previously traipsed around Edinburgh, Hove and Plymouth, London’s gentlest comedian, Stephen Portlock, accompanied by his impeccably well-behaved dog Hamlet, and bringing a cuddly Minion in tow, returns once again to Brighton to leave residents and visitors bewildered, befuddled and bemused as he delivers a very ramshackle guide through the highways and byways of life’s weirdness.

Sweet, sometimes filthy, often embarrassing and surprisingly often true, this is one sentimental journey you will definitely remember.