So, Person Imperfect is hopefully going to be a speedy romp through what it means to be a human being these days, celebrating our imperfections, revelling in our faults and rejoicing in our shortcomings. Hopefully. Being the imperfect person I am, I will have left everything slightly to the last minute, so the show itself is likely to be something of a voyage of discovery for everyone, including me. Let’s see, shall we?

I am a female person of 48 years of age, grew up loving Debbie Gibson, Deacon Blue and Dempsey and Makepeace (they may feature in the show, if you're lucky). I wanted to be a pop star, but ended up doing law - an easy mistake to make. I still watch too much television and still can’t quite get to grips with being a proper adult. But hey, nobody’s perfect.