A quizzical and quirky look at 25 years of writing and performing. Nigel illustrates his story with his original lyrics and monologues by characters including a jaded rock star, a man who hates being labelled, a woman who has given up men, a fangless vampire, an owl --- and even non-binary Death, who explains how Nigel escaped Death's embrace in 2021! The show aims to amuse but has some bitter sweet moments!

The London Pub Theatres Magazine said: ‘... tells a good yarn and gives excellent characterisations ... there’s a rock star sensuality to much of Osner’s accomplished cabaret turns ---- undoubtedly a very talented performer’ ★★★★

North West End ----- the snake-hipped love child of Noel Coward and Eileen Atkins, an ageing provocateur with sweetness and sleaze. His vocals are powerful and his acting skills excellent --- Osner is a performer who quickly connects with an audience --- ‘Still Ticking!’ soon finds its way into your heart’ ★★★★