Guess The Weight Of The Bird is the ultimate bird-based comedy quiz show.

Birds come in all shapes and sizes, from cute little ducklings to big feathery jerks like that goose who knocked me off my bike last year.

But how much do they weigh? It's time to find out.

In Guess The Weight Of The Bird, I’ll show you some birds and you’ll guess their weight. The closer you are, the more bird points you get. The person with the most bird points wins a tenner.

It’s a bit like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire but all the questions are about birds and the prize is £999,990 smaller. Sorry about that.

Come and guess the weight of some birds before the RSPB have me killed.