Move over, Club Tropicana. Eat your heart out, Copacabana. Hand over your crown, El Dorado!

There's a new paradise in town.

Step into the sumptuous and sizzling embrace of Costa Colónica's Spanish allure, where the heady aroma of defrosted tapas adorns every street, sun-loungers bear the stains of sordid love affairs and beauty blossoms with each sip of sangria.

Join the notorious 'Sloppy Songbird' as she takes the stage at the Casa del Culo for an explosive and unforgettable farewell performance. Why she's bidding adios and where she's heading next, remain a mystery. Yet, for those who know her, a quiet exit is never on the cards!

TESTIMONIALS:

“Nighty Night meets Benidorm. A dark twisted journey through the mind (and pants) of a brilliant terrifying protagonist. I laughed, I screamed, I cried. I’ve never wanted to buy a t-shirt more” - Jenna Al-Ansari, television writer