clownfish by maria tea

#FindYour Funny, Weird

A series of sketches born in rush hour.

''what they said'',
Praise for Clownfish by Maria Tea

‘’my mouth was hanging open.
I was eating a fly’’,

‘’i saw her coming.
It was something else’’,

‘’i thought his dick was real’’,

‘’it was stressful, but worth it. It was like being stuck in the lift with your best man. You can't fuck- and there's nothing else to do’’,

‘’i mean- it didn't seem like nothing. more like- a lost
child waiting to be picked up by the fashion police’’,

‘’i wanted to kill myself- then i thought it's too late’’.

Company: maria tea


Genre: Comedy

Duration: 50 mins

Venues: Bar Broadway (Off Broadway) The Caxton Arms

Venue Accessibility:

Assistance Dogs Welcome Assistance Dogs Welcome

Accessible Toilet Accessible Toilet

For any queries about venue accessibility, including step free access, please contact box office.

Age suitability:
18+ (Restriction)

Babes in Arms policy:
Under 2's are not allowed at this event.

Content Warnings:

 Audience Interaction Audience Interaction

 Strong Language Strong Language

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May 24, 2024


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