Meet Lady Clementine. From shipwrecks to guillotines, bad luck has plagued her love life from day one. When her latest beau, Sir Bradley, goes missing, she sets off on a quest to solve the mystery of her ill-fortune. Guided by the stars, she soon finds out she’s been searching for love in all the wrong places. Set roughly “in the past”, expect dashing dandies, sickly sisters and many, many, many letters. Not for men. (Unless you’re a single Leo in possession of a good fortune).

This is a one-woman character comedy show about self-esteem, single life and Sylvanian families. Through storytelling, interactive exploration, music and comedy, Clementine provides an abstract, feel-good, empowering ode to womanhood with a dash of history and an eclectic mix of pop-culture references.

Bridgerton meets the Mighty Boosh.